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   1 SEX(6)              EUNUCH Programmer's Manual               SEX(6)
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   5 NAME
   6      sex - have sex
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   8 SYNOPSIS
   9      sex [ options ] ...  [ username ] ...
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  11 DESCRIPTION
  12      _\bs_\be_\bx allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
  13      fied in the command line.  If no users are specified, they
  14      are taken from the LOVERS environment variable.  Options to
  15      make things more interesting are as follows:
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  17      -1   masturbate
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  19      -a   external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option
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  21      -b   buggery
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  23      -B<animal>
  24           bestiality with <animal>
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  26      -c   chocolate sauce option
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  28      -C   chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)
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  30      -d<file>
  31           get a date with the features described in <file>
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  33      -e   exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)
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  35      -f   foreplay option
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  37      -F   nasal sex with plants
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  39      -i   coitus interruptus (messy!)
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  41      -j   jacuzzi option (California sites only)
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  43      -l   leather option
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  45      -m   masochism (see -s)
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  47      -M   triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option
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  49      -n   necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
  50           kills it)
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  52      -o   oral option
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  54      -O   parallel access (orgy)
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  56      -p   debug option (proposition only)
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  58      -P   pedophilia (must specify a child process)
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  73      -q   quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)
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  75      -s   sadism (target must set -m)
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  77      -S   sundae option
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  79      -T<number>
  80           voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities;
  81           area code prefix of 900 is assumed.
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  83      -v   voyeurism (surveys the entire net)
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  85      -w   whipped cream option
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  87      -W   whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)
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  89 ENVIRONMENT
  90      LOVERS
  91           is a list of default partners which will be used if
  92           none are specified in the command line.  If any are
  93           specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.
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  95 FILES
  96      /usr/lib/sex/animals          animals for bestiality
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  98      /usr/lib/sex/blackbook        possible dates
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 100      /usr/lib/sex/sundaes          sundae recipes
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 102      /usr/lib/sex/s+m         sado-masochistic equipment
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 106 BUGS
 107      ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.
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 109      ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.
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 111 MAN AUTHOR
 112      Author prefers to be anonymous.
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 114 HISTORY
 115      Oldest program ever.